I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
time to smoke my breakfast
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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