Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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