i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
