It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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