So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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