i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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