at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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