No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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