Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
