Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Mom said you looked used
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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