Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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