Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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