If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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