yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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