my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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