im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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