JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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