Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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