have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Randomize