Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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