And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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