Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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