Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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