i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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