about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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