absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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