On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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