well most of my day revolves around power hour
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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