Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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