Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i think i have herpe
just one?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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