another moral hangover. fuck.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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