We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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