Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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