There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
It was confusing and full of hummus
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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