"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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