Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
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