Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
time to smoke my breakfast
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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