That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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