people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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