come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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