My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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