so that wasnt chicken after all
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
my sisters under your porch take her home
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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