Christians are straight up FREAKS
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
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I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Help me help you realize you are a moron