do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
he just fucked me for my cheese..