Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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