One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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