About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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