K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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