I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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