Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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