Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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