hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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