Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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