i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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